Want a smile on a Tuesday morning? Read this article by the hilarious Max Greenfield, who is the only reason I watch The New Girl on tv. I seem to be developing the habit of spending a wee bit too much time searching the internets in the morning, which I should probably curb, but probably won't. Also, I kind of forgot about goop.com; keep on keepin' on Gwenyth... I wish you were my friend.